Calm the F*** Down Tea

Calm the F*** Down – Cozy, Grounding, Sass-Free Tea

Some days you just need to sip your sass away. Calm the F*** Down is your herbal mic drop—chamomile and tulsi set the chill tone, wood betony tells your overthinking brain to take a damn seat, while ginger and cinnamon warm things up so you feel like you’re wrapped in a cozy, no-drama hug.

The Blend:

• Chamomile: A timeless classic, beloved in folk herbalism for its gentle, soothing nature. Long tied to peace, rest, and protection magic.

• Tulsi (Holy Basil): Revered as the “elixir of life,” tulsi has been used in traditional herbalism and sacred ritual for balance, clarity, and spiritual connection.

• Ginger: This fiery root brings warmth and grounding energy, giving the blend its cozy kick. Traditionally tied to vitality, courage, and prosperity.

• Cinnamon: Sweet and spicy, cinnamon has been sprinkled in kitchens and cauldrons for centuries, linked to love, abundance, and warmth.

• Wood Betony: A hidden gem in European folk tradition, wood betony has long been carried as a protective charm and worked with for grounding energy.

Energetic Vibes:
✨ Elements: Water & Fire
🌙 Planets: Moon & Sun
🌿 Energetics: Calming, grounding, heart-soothing, mood-balancing
🔮 Magic: Perfect for releasing stress before ritual, calming energy, or sipping when your mind won’t quit.

Brewing:
Steep 1–2 tsp in hot water for 5–10 minutes. Drink warm, preferably while muttering “seriously, chill.”
Caffeine-free.