No F*s Left: A Midlife Survival Box

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(Menopause Support + Herbal Relief for Hot Flashes, Mood Swings & More)

Herbal help for when your hormones revolt and your give-a-damn is on strike.
This snark-sized survival kit blends herbal wisdom, humor, and genuine relief for women in perimenopause, menopause, or midlife meltdown mode.

You’ve hit that phase where your body’s rewriting the rules — and your patience, sleep, and temperature control didn’t get the memo.

Meet No F*s Left, the herbalist-crafted, sass-approved Midlife Survival Box designed to help you laugh, cool down, and reclaim your magic.

Inside, you’ll find hand-blended teas, calming oils, and rituals to soothe the chaos — plus a few literal f***s to give (tiny wooden ones, because we care).

What’s inside:

  • 🌿 Cooling Tea Blend (1 oz about 5-6 cups) — Red Clover, Sage, Licorice, Cornfloweri & Peppermint for balance & cooler days.

  • 💨 Peppermint-Rose Cooling Mist (2 oz) — Instant chill for face, chest, or attitude.

  • ✨ Herbal Body Oil (0.33 oz) — Calm the Chaos blend with lavender & chamomile to soothe skin and spirit.

  • 🕯️ Mini Candle — Light it before someone says “You look tired.”

  • 💬 Bag of F*s** — Because you finally have some to give.

  • 📜 Affirmation & Ritual Card — Your midlife mantra & self-care reminder.

How to Use It:

  1. Brew your tea and take a deep breath — preferably alone.

  2. Spritz the mist where it’s hottest (interpret freely).

  3. Massage oil into pulse points, shoulders, or wherever you’re feeling “extra.”

  4. Light the candle. Watch your worries melt.

  5. Keep the tiny F***s handy — emotional support tokens for the next mood swing.

🔮 Why You’ll Love It

  • Herbal relief for real symptoms (hot flashes, anxiety, dryness, insomnia).

  • Rooted in plant medicine & self-love, not shame or hormone panic.

  • The perfect gift for your favorite midlife mystic (or yourself).

  • Crafted in small batches by a real herbalist who’s been there, sweated that.

I built No Fs Left because I’ve been there — the sleepless nights, the wild temperature swings, the sudden identity crisis that hits like a freight train.

Somewhere between the hot flashes and the brain fog, I stopped caring about what didn’t serve me. I lost my “give-a-f*ck” ability — and honestly? It was the best thing that ever happened.

I stopped living for everyone else’s expectations and started asking, what actually makes me feel good?

This box is for every woman standing in that same weird, in-between place — tired, curious, rediscovering who she is now.

These are tools to help you feel grounded, nourished, and just a little more like yourself again — whether you’re sweating, swearing, or starting over.

You’re not broken. You’re becoming.

So brew the tea, light the candle, and remember: giving fewer f***s is where the magic starts.

 

💕 Pick Your Package:

  • Just for Me – when you’re the one sweating, swearing, and surviving.

  • Bestie Bundle – two boxes for $109 + free shipping! Because every midlife meltdown needs a partner in crime.

💌 Disclaimers

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
For educational purposes only. Consult a health professional if you’re on medications or have medical conditions.

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